Irrespective of whether or not you were entertained, the folks involved did manage to embarrass themselves with all the mockery coming their way. But what if you are the one inviting all the guffaws and mock-stares? There are certain things you must avoid doing in public. Here is a list for the keeps:

Agreed, stealing an intimate moment with your girl in a crowded bus is a turn-on, but that isn’t just for you two. There are perverts at every corner who are enjoying the sight and making opinions about your arm-candy.

People love to see fools screaming at each other in public. It makes for some real entertainment. Don’t give them a chance by trying to prove yourself the Hulk.

Does that even need a mention? That’s gross. Awful. Grissly.

There is no Anu Malik around to ‘discover’ your talent and give you a ticket to the Indian Idol stardom. Unless you are a Sonu Nigam, the public around would prefer the deafening cars horns to your voice.

It’s an awful sight looking at those big balls of saliva on the sidewalk. This is what you were advised against in the discipline classes at school, but you won’t listen!

Another eew-worthy act. Why would you wanna do that in public?

It’s too distracting and it’s too annoying. Nobody is interested in how you beat the hell out of Munnu the other day or how you managed to patao that girl. Spare others the ‘thrill’ of it, please!

Alright, you are no celebrity that everyone is looking at how you eat. But it’s hard to ignore someone chewing like a cow.

Guys, no ‘stand and deliver’ in public please. That was taught to you in a totally different context. There are public urinals in every city, you just need to hold your urge and find those. Parks are the last place on earth to deserve such treatment from you.

Whilst it’s totally up to you whether or not you feel embarrassed in such situations, but you got to save a thought for the poor public enduring your ‘performance’.

From: http://www.mensxp.com